I offer a triple to one of my favorite blogs, Awful Library books, for this[liturgical] find.
I'm not trying to wig this response, but I don't look clown-I mean down-on this book. Trying to making Christianity more palatable by referencing pop culture is a standard practice. Christmas? Happy Saturnarius! Easter? Spring Festival. All Souls Day? Creepy Celtic Stuff.
So, before my attempts at sarcasm devolve into a circus, let's remind ourselves of the person whose victims really need "clownseling":